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lost in the cake station
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A literal translation of the conversation that took place between me and the gorgeous dark-eyed Turkish boy working in the Turkish deli just now: Me: Hi! Can we have two pieces of that, please, to ...read more
antiquities vs the antiquated: Abbott’s true agenda
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Ok listen up. Abbott wants to forcibly shut down outback Indigenous communities in remote areas of Western Australia that just happen to coincide with a bunch of mining exploration leases. Our government - whom we ...read more
by appearance
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A man in front of me got up from his bench and ambled towards the train. He was huge and had that loping, awkward walk of a boy who's been called too big all of ...read more
the cold, the dark, the spots on my apples
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So cold outside that I can keep cheeses and yoghurts fresh by stowing them in between the inner and outer window. So warm in my room that I can ripen bananas by just letting them ...read more
citizen’s arrest
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I walked into one of those joyless lunchtime buffets so ill-suited to Chinese cuisine. The name of the place was China-Haus, China-Garten, something like that. They had long ranks of bains marie, tepid with cornflour. ...read more
white trash-talking
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The term "white trash" is so racist and offensive I cannot believe people ever use it. Like "female doctor" it has built into it the assumption that the norm for trash (for doctors) has been ...read more
shopgirl
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Tonight I walked into a Chinese restaurant alone and was seated at a tiny table in the centre of the crowded room. The smaller tables were set out in pairs running the length of the ...read more
writing hardily
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Today I was writing in a cafe and when I pulled out my laptop to transcribe out of a messy notebook the woman next to me got up and slid between our tables, saying something ...read more
Kurfürstendamm
I saw a woman who looked just like you, I wrote to my friend, smoking a cigarette and wheeling her bicycle, big black spiky thing with a huge basket strapped on front, down the boulevard ...read more