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It is my birthday tomorrow and I’ve woken up in Africa! Beautiful Ghana of the glorious peoples. At the spanking new immaculate airport a man was bobbing at his keyboard and singing, in the arrivals hall, “And you’ve all arrived safely on this Wednesday night, hope you’ve had a great flight, welcome, welcome.” My flight […]
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Getting a phone line connected. Guy: “So you’re all good to go!” Me: “Can I ask you a personal question? You have such a beautiful accent. What is your accent?” Guy (laughs): “I’m in Capetown, South Africa. It’s very far away.” Me: “Oh, well hi!” (Pause). “I am waving, but you can’t see me because […]