Phone call from Berlin, around two months ago: My mum: yes, and so Me: yes, and then if we Mum’s phone: buh bah dah da bump.. Me: is that your ringtone? Why do you have ‘Bad to the Bone’? Mum: what? Me: George Thorogood and the Destroyers Mum: who? Me: bad to the bone. Buh […]

This afternoon riding the Underground (the above-ground Underground, speeding through the trees) I saw a bearded man put up his hand to the steel pole at the end of his bench seat. In doing so he embraced his girlfriend, sitting beside him rather hunched. He said to her, in accented English, “it’s good to be […]

I shared a restaurant nook tonight with three dinosaurs in suits, entertaining a young lady. The young lady was “three weeks pregnant” to the oldest dinosaur and hardly said a word. (“We’re not telling anybody yet.”) He sat with his arm linked loosely round her chair, establishing claim, while parsing the charms of various female […]

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Girl on the tram, to her friend: “It made me wanna throw up. And not in a good way.”