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Game of Drones

Game of Drones
Written by Cathoel Jorss,

Just watched the opening episodes of Game of Thrones. Until recently I imagined it was a video game: a world all but invisible to me. Turns out it’s a television series.

Melodrama. It’s a kingdom of sighs, and costume. I’ve never seen such a celebration of unthinking brutality. Well, not since A Clockwork Orange. It doesn’t just document, it glories: beheadings, rapes, all filmed in lingering detail. A small boy is pushed out of a window off-handedly. The script is littered with casual misogyny. A man wakes up among his dogs and his enemy sneers, “Better-looking than the bitches you’re usually with.” “Soon enough that child will spread her legs and start breeding.” “Thank the gods for Bessie, and her tits.”

The kingdom is populated entirely by supermodels. There’s a lot of modern slang and the bad characters and good characters have neon signs above their heads. The good have an edge of self-pitying martyrdom, the bad have sensation instead of feeling. If there ever is a dystopian future in which this kind of glamorized yet boring reconstruction of some imagined medieval past holds sway, people like me will either be queens or court jesters or we won’t last very long.

8 comments on “Game of Drones

  1. Miss Y says:

    I thought I was the only one who hated this show… I agree with you Cathoel, and have heard the arguments for this show being inteliigently written and not really glorifying the horrors etc and yes maybe I missed something there… but I felt sick watching it, viscerally, and thought it was a huge step backwards… maybe further down the track it gets better (and one character does end up with ore power and respect than she started off with, Danaerys I think it was) but it didnt make me want to watch any more…
    Thanks for speaking about it xx

  2. Miss Y says:

    I thought I was the only one who hated this show… I agree with you Cathoel, and have heard the arguments for this show being inteliigently written and not really glorifying the horrors etc and yes maybe I missed something there… but I felt sick watching it, viscerally, and thought it was a huge step backwards… maybe further down the track it gets better (and one character does end up with ore power and respect than she started off with, Danerys I think it was) but it didnt make me want to watch any more…
    Thanks for speaking out about it xx

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