sopa, so good

‘Hello, Department of Pumpkin Soup? I’ve just reinvented the form and I thought you ought to know. What? Oh, ginger, smoked paprika, cumin, cinnamon… Cinnamon. Yes. And some apples. Hard green apples, but I baked them in the oven first, alongside the pumpkin and sweet potato. Well, it’s winter now. Huh? Oh, that’s funny. Well what you folk fail to realise is, in the subtropics if it is 4 degrees outside, it is 4 degrees in your living room. We are living in matchboxes on stilts. Yeah nah that’s Celcius. Yeah we do. Us, and the rest of the world. K thanks, goodnight! Bye bye from the future. Friday turns out fine.’